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Friday, March 22, 2013

The test tube

In a small town named shadyville, one gloomy night when all the children were sleeping and there parents were busy doing the things adults do, unaware there was a man named Dr McHairy bottom was trying to mix up a potion to destroy every little child. Every time Dr McHairy bottom tried to make his potion all the mixture leaked out the grimy cracks of his thick glass test tube. He failed because of this despicable test tube but he couldn't bare to go to their filthy town with the many ugly creatures running around shoeless so he just cursed every time he failed. Dr Mchairy bottom is a crude distorted man with baggy brown clothes and bright green shoes he lives near a very ghastly village.
"Well that's what he says"


Anyway his house is a dark mystical place and any child that enters doesn't come back. His house is as tall as the eiffel tower it's plain black no windows he hates to see dreadful faces stare at his unwanted house


Last Halloween Dr McHairy bottom found an iPad laying in a pile of thorns he stumbled inside throwing the iPad on the table not knowing what it's worth. Days later he walked past the iPad then took some few steps back and pressed many buttons which led him to online shopping, looking at all the junk Dr Mchairy bottom finally found something useful a brand new test tube as quickly as possible he added it to the cart. In seconds a application popped up asking if he would like it delivered to his doorstep
"well we all know the answer to that"
Minutes were wasted and Dr Mchairy bottom sat on a rocking chair next to the front door waiting to claim his prize suddenly they arrived with the package asking for notes but Dr Mchairy bottom paid with buttons and fluff without a complaint took the package and slammed the door. Every year DrMchairy bottom was happy with his never failing potions and slowly made kids disappear sadly he's still working on his evil laugh.

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