One slow normal day in a town called, Blueberry Fish. There was was a middle aged woman named Gail. Now Gail was no normal middle aged woman she was a teency bit weird, because Gail only had 10 pairs of undies all lime green except for one pair, One pair of her undies were dark green witch she did not like ! So she never wore the dreadful undies. “You think that she would just throw them out but nooo!” Those ugly undies are still in her bottom drawer.” Weird right”.
“So anyway back to the story”. One dark creepy night in Gail’s wooden lounge, the TV was still going and Gail was dozing off slowly, then suddenly a fish knuckle cat snuck into the house and snatched the lime green undies then tiptoed out the window leaving the dark green undies untouched. At 6 am Gail woke up slouched out on the couch with the TV still going. Slowly as she dragged her own body upstairs she noticed that all her lime green undies were gone so she did the only thing she could think of........
Gail put on her dark green dusty undies, changed her clothes and out the creaky door. Once Gail has done her daily town chores then she will find her lime green undies !!! so off went to the hairdressers.
20 minutes went past and Gail was in the hairdressers. She sits down and lets out a howl whoooooo!!! she had sat on a bunch of pink curlers. Now crankier than ever, pushed open the door stomped out and slammed it behind her. But Gail had no clue that the elastic in her dark green undies had wrapped around the curlers in the murky hairdressers. As the day went flying past Gail stormed over to the doctors then she slowly walked up the stairs to see her doctor named Doctor Just Hold. When Gail finally got up the stairs she pushed open the door cutting the elastic in her undies when the door closed. Suddenly the elastic in the hairdressers went flying around the room tripping over Mrs Scorpio the hairdresser.Meanwhile at the doctors Gail had an embarrassing moment, her undies had fallen down with no elastic inside them. Shaking with embarrassment Gail quickly pulled up her undies. After the doctor was finished with his other patient he asked the receptionist for Gail to come back in the room. But he wasn't comfortable with a undieless lady in his office so Gail had to leave without her medicine.The next stop was the coffee club because gail needed to pick up the hot chocolate to spill on the robber so she stumbled over to the shop. Once she got there the manager gave her a free hot chocolate for all Gails bad luck. Finally her town chores were done she could go home to find some evidence and eliminate some people that didn't do the crime.But what Gail did not know is that a human was not the robber.
Anyway she was inspecting her house for hours she even said no to a cup of tea with her old lady friends. So Gail found nothing not a trace not even a single fingerprint. (probably because the robber had no finger it had paws). Gail finally gave up she had enough suddenly she noticed the window was open and there was fur all over the mat Gail thought for while and then she screamed “it was BIGFOOT”. Once she knew who it was she confronted him and they went to court. Sadly gail lost the trial because bigfoot had a great singing voice and that was more powerful than Gails words. They could not think of anymore furry creatures so they gave up everything. Many years later Gail got a note and a goody basket full of treats. The note said,
Dear Gail sorry for all my troubleness and stuff
I was wrong to rob you.
sincerely fish knuckle cat.
The cat was stupid by the way.
Anyway no one knew why the cat confronted himself but it was weird because they never saw him again some say he works for the homeless and some say that he helps at the retirement home no one cares anyway.
Everything was back to normal.
Oh and Gail never got her undies back.
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